Rub Kelly Slater All Over Your Bod
June 3, 2009
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Sounds like a dream come true for every scantily-clad coed that roams the sands of the US Open. Or for those who battle for the coveted Miss Transworld spot every month, in search of true pro surfer-filled love. It’s a Kelly Slater edition of one of Kiehl’s body lotions, and it’s about to have every desperate housewife oiled up in its glory. As for the rest of us? Lets just say I’d like to smell like Kelly Slater’s salty lotion just about as much as I’d want to get sprayed in the face with Michael Jordan cologne. Sorry Kelly, I hope you understand where I’m coming from on this one–nothing personal, really.