Lookout, Gabi Reese is getting some tonight. We can’t even begin to fathom the amount of testosterone that’s being thrown around the Hamilton compound this weekend. Is there anything Laird can’t do? Screw Will Smith, it’s LH that’s legend. The following story from Honolulu’s Star Bulletin describes in sickening detail his recent life-saving efforts at Jaws. As fucking crazy as this story is, keep in mind that one of the smaller details is that while 80-foot-plus size waves were crashing down on him and tow-in partner Brett Lickle, he had the presence of mind to use his trunks as a tourniquet for his buddy’s severed leg. Get ‘er done.
MAN OF STEEL