October 2nd, 2015
GET A LEG UP
I’ve noticed my bros have been all smiles and high-fives lately. At first I thought it was because they had money on the Patriots. But it turns out a tanning salon had opened across the street, and girls in packs of threes and fours had been galloping in to get their gams all purdy for New Year’s Eve. This year, you don’t got it going on unless you’ve got a leg up. Heaven help us, the hemlines have reached an all-time high. Seal’s babbies’ mamma was nice enough to show us how it’s done. And below are a few ways we can help get you there.