Meet Nick D. the smoothest time killer from the E.

He’s a big player now with Nixon on the down, and he’s super tight at looking busy.

 When he rocks the office clock he’s got it on lock, ’cause his boss don’t know he’s surfing.

The Internet that is, as his DL biz has him fillin’ out contests all day.

 And his plan is working, ’cause now he’ll be lurking with the watch that’s gonna get him …

Nick D. is our August contest winner and the proud recipient of the Nixon 51-30. A watch so big it gave Flav whiplash. Congrats Nick! You’re officially the ‘illest person in Marlton, NJ.