Yeah, you read it right: A $1,000 shopping spree. That’s how we roll.

You may never have his talent, his money or his fame, but you can rock the s–t out of his board. We’re giving away one of AI’s contest boards and a slew of Billabong’s Pipe Masters merchandise to a lucky soul who’s life will be forever changed. This stick is magic — at least that’s what she said.

Meet Nick D. the smoothest time killer from the E.

He’s a big player now with Nixon on the down, and he’s super tight at looking busy.

 When he rocks the office clock he’s got it on lock, ’cause his boss don’t know he’s surfing.

The Internet that is, as his DL biz has him fillin’ out contests all day.

 And his plan is working, ’cause now he’ll be lurking with the watch that’s gonna get him …

Nick D. is our August contest winner and the proud recipient of the Nixon 51-30. A watch so big it gave Flav whiplash. Congrats Nick! You’re officially the ‘illest person in Marlton, NJ.

We sent The Dude to take photos of the Boost Mobile Pro, and wouldn’t you know it, history happened right before his eyes. Check out our Flickr page to see the moment Kelly won his 9th world championship.

You know we wish that we had Jesse’s world. J-machine from Encinitas was our winner of the iTouch / surf DVDs sweepstakes, and he’s totally worthy. Just ask him!

“Ok, so here’s a picture of me in my yard. Was so close to shamelessly sending one of the very few photos I have of me surfing instead of my ugly mug… Grew up in Encinitas and have been surfing since I was like 8. Graduated from UCSB in ‘01, surf as much as work/waves permit and like snowboarding, too. Um…I work for an energy company and spend my time trying to put new renewable energy projects together (solar and wind so far). Oh yeah, if you can’t tell by my picture, I’m a San Diego Chargers fan!”

Get ready to hit the big time. We’re giving away Nixon’s now legendary 51-30 watch to 1 lucky winner. We hope you don’t have weak wrists, because this this time piece is a monster! Ideal for upscale affairs and 3-hour power sessions, the face measures 1.5″ and weighs overall more than a half pound. Seriously, this one had Flav begging for mercy. Click on the image to enter.

People really do win on Swell.com. Terry from Palm Beach Gardens, FL, was our big winner of the project BLUE / Swell / Surfrider Foundation giveaway. Ter is now the proud owner of every piece of project BLUE merchandise and a year membership to Surfrider. We even threw in a $250 Swell gift certificate just because we’re cool like that. Peace out to you too, T-Dawg.

When Pinky first heard about our …Lost surfboards and clothing giveaway, he charged and created two masterpieces within a few minutes. Honest! Watch in real time as the master gives two custom boards the real treatment.