I’ve noticed my bros have been all smiles and high-fives lately. At first I thought it was because they had money on the Patriots. But it turns out a tanning salon had opened across the street, and girls in packs of threes and fours had been galloping in to get their gams all purdy for New Year’s Eve. This year, you don’t got it going on unless you’ve got a leg up. Heaven help us, the hemlines have reached an all-time high. Seal’s babbies’ mamma was nice enough to show us how it’s done. And below are a few ways we can help get you there.

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Everyone knows that when it comes to gift giving, nothing gets more rave reviews than presents that sparkle. So when the office holiday party rolls around and it’s your turn to play Santa, give them something that gleams with light and tells them their cubicle-hookup secrets are safe with you.

Finally. Autumn. Is. Here. And it’s about time. Like many of you, we have been waiting not-so-patiently for the mercury to drop so we could at last have a real reason to do some serious boot shopping. And let us just say right here and now that this season’s crop totally out shines anything we’ve seen in years past. Tall, short, wedged, flat, suede, metallic… Sigh, the possibilities are endless. As you would expect we’ve got the best of the best, a little somethin’-somethin’ for everyone. Personally though, we alwys go for the ones that bring us to our knees. Here’s a sampling of some of our best sellers.

 

A few months ago, our buyers had the keen insight of picking up a new eyewear line that had been getting major hype over its hooligan roots and guerrilla-style marketing. I mean come on, a company that has “Support Mental Health Or I’ll Blow You’re Fucking Head Off” bumper stickers is worth investigating. And so marked the welcoming of Sabre Vision into our family. (more…)