Call us crazy, but we’re offering selected girls’ shorts at two for $60. Or you could call us horn dogs for wanting to see more skin on our neighborhood rucas. Either way it’s a win-win for everyone.

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We took a long look at the masses yesterday and decided that most people don’t look in the mirror before heading out the door. So, in an effort to keep the male population from slipping into a slovenly Tom Arnold spiral we decided to offer our best dress and button-down shirts at a huge discount. For a limited time you can buy two of these select shirts for $50. No need to thank us.

Just in case you missed the skyscraper size message on our home page, we’re having a Memorial Day sale. Actually, it’s more like a monumental sale or monstrous. Maybe even maniacal. Whatever, it’s a big deal. And just in time because anything you wear this weekend will either have drinks thrown on it or be set on fire. At least that’s how this weekend went down for us last year. Click on the image to get things rolling.